National Chocolate Day

October 28, 2019

National Chocolate Day

I need no Registrar to tell me when to eat chocolate. I need no one, for that matter, to tell me when to eat chocolate.  That’s something I figured out all by myself. I’ve known for years that every day is chocolate day.   What a clown that Registrar at National Calendar is.  Bozo, capital B. 

It’s nice that Hershey’s, Godiva, Ghirardelli, Cadbury, Lindt, Nestle, and all the other conglomerates that have taken so much of my money over the decades now have a national holiday to get me to spend even more than I would have normally.  Frankly, it would be nice if they were giving it away today.  

I’m gonna write a letter suggesting just that.  

As a loyal chocolate lover and patron, they should be inclined, if not obligated, to pay me back as part of the celebratory day, in chocolate of course, for all my hard work that enabled me to purchase their chocolate.  

Maybe the Registrar has a contact to whom I can address my suggestion. I’ll let you know of any progress I make.